A list of things in my cutlery drawer that are not cutlery, or cutlery-type items

Plastic disposable spork (not used)
Benylin bottle caps
Hotel-size jam pot (washed and empty)
Hotel key card, Ballys, Las Vegas
Combination padlock, still in sealed packaging
Informational card about growing mint
Handmade leather flowers (large, x2)
Miniature disposable plastic champagne flutes (x2)
Lighter shaped like a sexy lady's torso (x2, one silver, one gold, neither working)
Empty packet of Strepsils
Hot water bottle stopper
Marmalade lid, washed

It's like an insane asylum for things.